Sharing is caring!Facebook3Twitter0Google+0Pinterest0For every minute of po rn, there are, like, five hours of prep work done. That’s the weird part a...
For every minute of po rn, there are, like, five hours of prep work done.
That’s the weird part about po rn, I mean, aside from the fact you’re watching two to seven people you don’t know going at each other honeymoon-style at a laundromat/doctor’s office/People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals rally.
What you’re watching is supposed to be spontaneous. It’s supposed to be two people who have “never done this before, I swear!” doing this allegedly completely spur-of-the-moment thing, yet there are hours of preparation needed to get the performers to this point. Nobody is that bangable always; se x is just not a thing people are always ready for. Most people are ready for the big show at most 34 percent of the time.
I kind of preferred not knowing how much preparation goes into porn. I don’t need to know about “bajeenal dow-ches” (thank you, Amarna Miller). I don’t want to know how the p orn hot dog is made, I just want to… eat it? I don’t know, this was a sloppy comparison. You get it.